The Tape.
A Friday post-close dispatch. The week's deals, the patterns underneath them, and what the desk thinks it means.
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A quiet week, and what the silence is telling us.
The middle market is doing the heavy lifting while the megafunds wait for rates.
The carve-out is back, but not the way anyone predicted.
Three non-core divisions moved to sponsors, with balance-sheet pressure under the headline.
Q1 closes with the lowest exit-to-entry ratio in six years.
Sponsors kept deploying. They simply could not return capital at the same speed.
Healthcare services has a roll-up problem.
Dental and dermatology platforms are showing where the old consolidation math is fraying.
Continuation vehicles are no longer a workaround.
Four GP-leds priced this week, and the signal was the willingness of new LPs to take the other side.
The energy thesis is not dead. It has been resorted.
Traditional energy sponsors were not the only bidders in this week's Permian tape.
Apollo's industrial book is doing what credit cannot.
Four carve-outs in three weeks gave equity returns an asset-backed wrapper.
Take-privates are pricing at a premium. The premium is misleading.
Adjusted for six-month trading history, headline premiums look less generous.
One dispatch. No takes. Every week.
The week's sponsor activity, sorted into a single readable thing. Free to read; no algorithm; one email.
- Every take-private, carve-out, and exit the desk tracked, contextualized.
- One chart-of-the-week with the data behind it, citation included.
- The desk's read on patterns — not predictions, just what the tape suggests.
- No paid placements, ever. Sourced from public filings and press.